I fly to Spain in an airplane today. I would fly on my own...seeing as I'm THOR. But it's nice just to have something else do the flying for once.
Argh...I feel asleep. Such deep slumbers I have.
What the Zeus is this? ...Zeus? I mean Odin. What the Odin is this?
Such predicaments. Hmm I shall ponder carefully now.
But I feel almost like someone is watching me.
Some little short, elf, pixie, leprechaun...
goblin, gnome, gremlin, imp, maybe wearing green pants and a brown hat
Mysterious Gnome: Greetings Thor.
Wow! I am so cool. It's my spidey sense. I mean...I'm just so cool. What kind of Imp are you?
Mysterious Gnome: I am Teagan, And I am a Gnome. I travel all over Spain, and I have seen much. You were brought here to join our little group here. We shall travel together, and see the world. You can leave any time you want though.
Bah! Silly leprechaun, you can't contain me. You see this, you see this here? It is my hammer, Mjölnir, born from a dieing star!
Teagan: I'm a Gnome. And actually that hammer, though generally recognized and depicted as a hammer, is actually an axe or club but misconceived as a hammer. In the 13th century Prose Edda, Snorri Sturluson relates that the Svartálfar Sindri, the brother of Brokkr, made Mjölnir while in a contest with Loki to see who could make the most wonderful and useful...
SMACK!!!
Silence silly gremlin! How dare you question the mighty Thor!
Why do I feel another creature approaching. This time some ugly, creepy, enchanter...a necromancer, a witch a...
Great Zeus and Odin's beard!!!
Good evening Thor.
What in nine worlds and the Yggdrasill world tree are you?!? Good Odin your hideous.
Mysterious Witch: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy. I am Impa. The seerer of illusions and secrets. But I mean you no harm. You can leave, really, the door is right there.
Thor: I will leave of my own accord you hideous hag.
Impa: Ok you can leave.
Thor: None shall stop me,.
Impa: I'm not going to stop you.
Thor: Least of all you.
Impa: Oh man...
Thor: For I am Thor!
Impa: Argh, you are irritating. Ok, stand by those bars and I will teleport you out.
Very well. I shall indulge you enchanter. And tell that pixie not to sneak up on me next time. (Thor is teleported out)
I'm a GNOME. What a strange irritating urchin.
That silly goblin almost got the better of me, but he was no match for the Mighty Thor! I just need to climb this wall here....there we go.
Aha! A whole new world to explore. I'm off!!!
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