Cat: Oh what is this? A Swan. It is so beautiful.
Cat: Well hello there. My name is Simba, what is your name?
Swan: (Silence)
Cat: Oh!! You think your too pretty to talk to me.
Swan: (Silence)
Cat: Very well. I have not eaten all day, therefore, you shall have to do.
Cat: Time to feast!
Cat: THREE, TWO...ONE
Swan: (HISS)
Cat: WHAt?!?!? Swan's HISS? OMG, Swan's Hiss. Seriously, Swan's hiss just like cats. They HISS just like CATs. Oh well. I guess I'll eat a mouse somewhere
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